Praise "Bob"!

Money donated to our free church helps the faithful Superior Mutant who NEVER FORGETS his holy duty. He protects his enslackened Weird Genes, and is SEEN at Fake Healings and HEARD at Fake Healings! "Bob" teaches us that the Revealed Word of "Bob" ABSOLUTELY, without question, protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which must be shouted like the mutated BRAG from the rooftops! The False Prophets must be CAST OUT! The mutated NATURAL WINNER is one in a thousand. All around him are the Glorps who are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind are a DEAD END, but a dead end that can drag the Superior Mutant down WITH them! Burn the evil Glorps! With this church, Salvation is only 30 BUCKS!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?