Praise "Bob"!

Don't let the Norms drag you down, brethern! They (and praise "Bob" that YOU'RE not Normal) hear the Divine Jest and respond only with a blank STARE! The slackless Normals live only to WORK and DIE and STEAL YOUR SLACK! AVOID them! Who takes your Slack? The Norms, that's who! The slackless Normals who are DOOMED, their souls will be tasty TREATS for the evil one, Yog-Sothoth! They will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They are the PROLETERRORISTS, the TIME-servers, the Normals! Yes, cast OUT the False Prophets! Norms are genetically incapable of understanding that the so-called "fiction" found in the THREE-FISTED TALES holds us back from the brink of doom and comes from the Luck Plane. Its essential NATURE must be shouted like the enlightened BRAG from the rooftops! I'm here to tell you, the Yeti spawn wants no Normal Society. Like "Bob" himself, the spawn of the Yeti - WEEE YAAA BANG BANG! YES NO HELL! - is FREE from the CYNICAL bonds of so-called "Organized" religion.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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