February 29, 1996
GURPS Supers and Places of Mystery at the Printer!
Yes, that's right - GURPS
Supers and
Places of
Mystery
are currently at the printer and are being bound.
Expect their release in a week or so.
Watch the skies for GURPS
Supers!
This is one of our best-selling worldbooks, and it's coming back into print with
a hot new comic-style cover by renowned artist Romas, new interior art, and a
great new "retro" page design.
GURPS Places of
Mystery
visits the Great Pyramids, Stonehenge, Atlantis, Angkor Wat, the Forbidden City,
and hundreds of other sites -- most real-world, some legendary -- for use in just
about any kind of
GURPS campaign you can
think of.
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 28, 1996
Please Wash Hands After Visiting This Website
It had to happen some time - it's the
flesh-eating
bacteria home page! This is one strain
of strep that you don't want to mess with.
This sounds like a job for
Bactine(tm)!
(Okay, maybe it's not that much to
worry about)
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 27, 1996
"Black" Projects Unveiled!
During a Web reconnaisance mission scouting for traces of the elusive Flying
Wing, I stumbled across Urban
Interactive, an interesting group of people that specialize in computer
graphics and solid modelling. They have an impressive "Black Projects" aircraft
site including such oddities as the
Aero Diamond Hypersonic
Aircraft and the subject of my search, the
Air Battle Over Europe -
1947
page. Perfect subject matter for a
GURPS
Alternate Earths adventure. Speaking of which,
Alternate Earths is zooming through production and
should be seen 'later' this year.
Oops, looks like I blew the lid off another "Black Project"...
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 26, 1996
Convention Update!
I've been busy this weekend updating SJ Games'
Convention Registry page. A little
tweaking here and there and suddenly everybody's life is now a little simpler
(Okay, my life is simpler). What's the big deal? Well, for starters,
convention organizers will now get prompt e-mail confirmation of their registry
and our Goddess of Sales and Convention-Like
Stuff will be alerted almost as quickly. The new script also makes my job of
updating the Convention and Trade Show page much
easier. This benefits event organizers, gamers, and Claudia and means I can spend
more time helping proofread the GURPS Basic Set reprint
scheduled for release in early May.
Oh, and speaking of the Convention and Trade Show
page - five more conventions have been added to the page. Three are scheduled for
March and one for April, so if you haven't checked the page recently, you might
want to give it a quick glance.
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 23, 1996
More of the Autoduel Quarterly Archive Available Online!
Yes, it's true. Just when you thought we had added enough new stuff to the
website this week, we tack on some more. We've got most of
ADQ 2/2
and ADQ 2/4
posted and a few more items in the works. For other issues, check the
ADQ archive page.
Other improvements this week include updates to the online
catalog. Shipping discovered a cache of
Hacker behind the
Ark of
the Covenant while doing a little spring cleaning today. There are very few
of these
so order soon. You never know when we'll find more. Probably the next time we
dust behind
Walt Disney's stasis tube...
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 22, 1996
GURPS Basic Appendix Available Online!
We are so cool.
If you have the GURPS Basic Set, 3rd Edition and you
don't want to get the revised edition just to get 16 pages of new text, here's
what you're missing -
Appendix to
GURPS Basic Set, 3rd Edition Revised (105k). Or,
get the ASCII version
(39k).
This Appendix includes:
- New Advantages
- New Disadvantages
- Social Disadvantages
- Physical Disadvantages
- Mental Disadvantages
- New Skills
- Power Cells
- Vital Organs
- Super-Strength
- Society Control Ratings
- Weapon Legality
We are committed to supporting our product lines and we think this a pretty good
way of providing that support. And occasionally we feel like tooting our own horn
when we do stuff like like this.
Okay, enough ego puffery - we've got work to do.
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 21, 1996
Roleplayer Archive Hits Our Website!
Archangel Beth has done a fantastic job of
HTMLizing back issues of
Roleplayer
magazine.
As you might know, Roleplayer was discontinued at issue
30 and was combined with Autoduel
Quarterly
to create Pyramid
Magazine.
GURPS players have been
clamoring for
Roleplayer to be put on the web and now it's here!
A big round of applause for Beth for her tireless effort - we all owe her
big-time...
Today's non-smutty newsgroup is alt.food.peeps
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 20, 1996
Damn the Torpedos, 1/144 Speed Ahead!
They're large, they're small, they're heavily armed! Yup, it's Radio-Controlled
Model Warship Combat!
No, really!
No "toy boats" these -
1:144-scale radio-controlled miniature warships fitted
with tiny bilge pumps and fully-functional main armament. Find a shallow pond,
divide into teams and wage war on the enemy! Do the ships sink? Of course! What
fun is it if you can't sink the other guy's battleship? Where's the challenge if
you have no chance to be sent to the bottom?
As you might imagine, there are several schools of limnetic warfare:
Either way, this looks like a lot of fun. Best of all, there are several IR/CWCC
events in Texas this year including the Texas Triple Crown and NATS '96, the
national slugfest.
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 19, 1996
More Cool Stuff on the SJ Games Site
We've been busy over the weekend. Our latest addition is the
Celtic
Myth Bestiary by Ken and Jo Walton. As you might imagine,
during the production of every
GURPS book, we have
a few pages left over as a result of the editing process - good stuff that
doesn't
quite fit in a 128-page book. With permission of Ken & Jo, we've added their
directory of animals, creatures and beasties to the
Celtic Myth
page.
Have fun!
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 16, 1996
Missing Books - Text at 11...
Closing this week's theme of Law Enforcement, Exploding Heads, Penguin Taunting,
and
Consumer Product Safety, we take a look at a very serious crime - book theft.
This goes way beyond Abbie Hoffman's "Steal This Book" and the occasional
armload of
Harlequin Romances lifted by a disgruntled grocery checker, we're talking major
crime and
ancient dusty tomes. The Antiquarian Booksellers' Association of America has put
together its'
version of the Ten Most Wanted list - the Book
Security Alert on stolen books and forgeries.
Notably absent was the reported disappearance of certain books from the library
at Miskatonic U. . . .
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 15, 1996
Don't - You'll Put Your Eye Out!
Today's installment of this week's topic of Law Enforcement, Exploding
Heads, Penguin Taunting and Consumer Product Safety comes to us from the
University of New Hampshire's
Mathematics Department. Special Crime Fighting Operative
Kelly Black
is doing his part to help
The Tick
fight Evil - with darts!
Yes, now you too can Throw
A Dart In the Eye of Evil! Go poke out some virtual peepers now.
Remember, don't do this at home, especially with real darts and real eyes.
Do it at work or school and waste valuable computing resources while helping the
The Tick fight evil.
You owe it to yourself. You owe it to America.
You owe it to The City.
-- Bob "He
baked a muffin that stole my car" Apthorpe
February 14, 1996
RAF Taunts Policemen, Penguins
Maintaining this week's theme of Law Enforcement, Exploding Heads, and Penguin
Taunting, I submit the following for your enjoyment and edification:
A snippet spotted in Pilot Magazine and entered in Bike
Magazine:
- The article was entitled "In a hurry are we, sir?" ( British Police
Wit).
-
- Two members of the Lothian and Borders traffic police were out on the
Berwickshire moors with a
radar gun
recently, happily engaged in
apprehending speeding motorists, when their equipment suddenly
locked-up completely with an unexpected reading of well over 300 mph.
The mystery was explained seconds later as a low flying Harrier
hurtled over their heads. The boys in blue, upset at the damage to
their radar gun, put in a complaint to the
RAF, but were
somewhat
chastened when the RAF pointed out that the damage might well have
been more severe. The Harrier's target-seeker had locked on to
the'enemy' radar and triggered an automatic retaliatory air-to-surface
missile attack. Luckily(?) the Harrier was operating unarmed.
- Gee Officer, sorry about your patrol car........
And speaking of the RAF,
the UK airmen appear to have more of a sense of humour
than with which we would first credit them:
- "A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on
the
Falkland Islands
have
devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting
that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a
beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water edge.
Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their heads in unison watching the planes go
by, and when the pilots turn around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in
the opposite direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the
paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin colony and
overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins fall over gently onto
their backs."
Hey - here's another tangent for
GURPS Tech fanatics:
until GURPS Vehicles, 2nd Edition comes out, here's some
aircraft design
information you might find of use, courtesy of
Virginia Polytechnic Institute. This evoked
an audible reaction from me (sorry, engineering degrees will do that to you). No
pictures (!) but gobs of references. Don't let Kromm see this. . .
-- Bob "Don't ask me about the
NB-36 because I
can probably tell you more than you really want to know" Apthorpe
February 13, 1996
Top Ten People You Don't Want To Be
Continuing on this weeks' dual themes of Law Enforcement and
Exploding Heads, we bring
you the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List
from
their home office in Quantico, VA.
Actually, it's more like an Eight Most Wanted List, since two of the rat bastards
have since been captured. Two more are the Libyan "intelligence agents" that blew
up the Pan Am airliner over Lockerbie, Scotland, so unless
someone has an
"extraction" mission planned, it's highly unlikely those two will see
justice anytime soon. So make it six that you're likely to see knocking over your
local Quickee Mart or trucking across the border with $150-gazillion-worth of
drugs hidden inside a load of lawnmower wheels.
Anyway, keep your eyes peeled and remember, these guys are to be considered armed
and extremely dangerous, so don't try apprehending them at home.
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 12, 1996
A Page Ahead Of Its Time?
In keeping with our committment to keep you informed of the important
news of the day, we bring you word of
The Exploding Head Page.
Yup, you guessed it - you pick the celebrity, point, click,
BOOM!
Hours of amusement and best of all, it isn't smutty
in the least. So plunk Junior and the twins down unattended in front of Netscape
and
let them explode heads to their underaged hearts' content.
The best part is that this page has already been "approved" by the Powers That
Be.
Yup, our pals at the Secret Service paid the author a visit to make sure he
wasn't
really planning on exploding
Bob Dole's head. To the Secret Service's defense,
that really is their job - protecting heads of state (pardon the pun)
and other
governmental poobahs. Still, you've got to wonder what credible threat is posed
by
a person with a scanner and a web
page.
At least the Secret Service has a tad more
justifcation for their actions than, say, some twit Senator from Nebraska and his
blue-nosed cronies...
Enough rantiness - "may the Good Lord take a likin' to ya and
blow your head up real soon!"
-- Bob [XXXXXXXX]
February 9, 1996
First off, we really do have a new issue of Pyramid
heading to stores now. Issue 18 has a whole mess of neat stuff in it, including a
rare
INWO card previously available only in the French
magazine
Lotus Noir.
In other news, people have been asking me "So Bob, when are you going to go
on another frothy
rant about the Exon Bill - urp - Law?" I've thought about it and I decided
I'd let it go -
I found a very succint article on the subject by a man who spent over a decade as
a Texas judge.
I must warn you, though, if direct and unambiguous speech offends you, do not
read this.
If you are a child or an idiot or a prude, go elsewhere. Peruse the rest of this
site.
Go lock yourself
in the closet, bury your head in the sand, or go look at some pretty pictures of
household appliances. Just don't
read this:
THE X-ON CONGRESS: INDECENT COMMENT ON AN INDECENT SUBJECT
-- Bob [XXXXXXXX]
February 8, 1996
Hi kids! I'm really glad you could join us today. I'm having a swell time
and I hope you are, too. Everything is going great here at Steve Jackson
Games - we are shipping some great new games to stores near you.
GO BUY SOME RIGHT NOW.
We have just shipped
GURPS
Ultra-Tech, a
beautiful book full of all sorts of neat toys to add to your GURPS campaigns.
Also shipping this week is a reprint of the
Car Wars Compendium with all new art! Doesn't
that sound terrific?
GO BUY SOME RIGHT NOW.
Finally, we have a new issue of Pyramid magazine.
It's loaded with many interesting articles on your favorite games, industry news,
and a hard-to-find INWO card. It's really wonderful.
GO BUY SOME RIGHT NOW.
Have a nice day,
[CLEARED BY CENSORS -
2/8/96]
-- Bob [XXXXXXXX]
February 7, 1996
GURPS UltraTech Now Shipping
GURPS Ultra-Tech has returned from the printer and
is being shipped to distributors as
this is being written.
GURPS Ultra-Tech is a 128-page sourcebook for
science-fiction technology, from the
21st century to the farthest reaches of the future. From the vacuum of
interstellar
space to the murderous intrigue of the court of the Galactic Empire, to the
lowest
dives of the asteroids, an adventurer is no better than his gear.
GURPS Ultra-Tech,
Second Edition, Revised has been reorganized for ease of use -
equipment
is now sorted by type, not by Tech Level.
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 6, 1996
Back to the Salt Mines
I'm back from Utah. It was snowing there, but then, I missed an ice storm
here, so it all evens out.
I was at Life, the Universe and Everything 14. This was
the convention
that's actually a symposium on SF, sponsored by Brigham Young University.
Definitely worthwhile! The academic speakers gave the panels an interesting
flavor. I enjoyed it.
They also had a great Science Guest - Christian Ready, program coordinator
for the Space
Telescope Science Institute. That translates, according to
the symposium's program book, as "responsible for the design,
implementation and overall execution of observations taken aboard the
Hubble Space Telescope. Now that's what I
call a neat
job! He had a lot of beautiful photos to show. (And he plays
INWO,
and hadn't yet seen the Hubble Trouble card -- but he's got some now.)
And I got to tour three good science museums, plus the Mormon
historical museum in Salt Lake City. Quite a week. Now back to the salt
mines . . .
-- Steve Jackson
February 5, 1996
Public Apology to the Province of Saskatchewan...
I'm sorry. It wasn't intentional. I don't know what I was thinking.
What am I talking about? Well, I got this in the mail recently:
"Just thought I'd point out a teensy little bug in the online ordering form.
Pretend you're me.
My name is Doug. I live at 123 Main Street in Saskatoon. Saskatoon is in
the province of Saskatchewan.
I mean, come on, you remember *Puerto Rico* and you forget Saskatchewan?
:)"
I was aghast - I thought I had included all the Canadian Provinces, the 50 states
as well as Puerto Rico, the District of Columbia and the Armed Forces - America,
Europe and Pacific postal codes. I rechecked the catalog, and lo:
Saskatchewan was
missing!
I'm not sure what the rest of Canada thought of this but neither I nor the proud
people of Saskatchewan
were pleased with my results. This problem has since been
rectified: Saskatchewan has been added to the state & province list and the
provincial digraph has been corrected (how I got SA instead of SK, I'll never
know).
On the subject of Post Offices, I've got some interesting info for North
Americans:
No word yet on Mexican Postal Code lookup engines.
Again, my sincere apologies to the Province of Saskatchewan.
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 2, 1996
Update of GURPS Articles Begins
Now that the online catalog is up and running
with
minimal teething pains, I can get back to cleaning
up sections of our website. Today's target was the
GURPS articles section. This is one of the
older sections of the website and much of the text was in HTML format - but just
barely. The pages are done but are yet to be installed; actual installation
should occur in a day or two so please have a little patience.
-- Bob Apthorpe
February 1, 1996
SJ Games Catalog Comes Online
After a tremendous effort by our Shipping Department
and yours truly, our
Direct Mail Catalog is
up and running! While we strongly encourage you
to support your local retailer, we want to make it as easy
as possible for people without local games shops to get
our latest releases and classic games.
In other news, it's been pretty cold here in Austin. Unseasonably
icy weather coupled with Texans' inherent inability to drive in
Real Winter driving conditions provided Jim
and I with hours of entertainment. We spent most of the day watching
people cross the icy Bridge of Peril just north of the office.
Watching the locals drive on ice has convinced me that working from
home is a very good thing. . .
-- Bob Apthorpe
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