March 18, 2014: Celebrate Spring With A Classic Catalog Of Carnage

The roads are thawing, and there are bigger dangers than potholes! Car Wars fans, rejoice: Newly released in digital form, Uncle Albert's 2038 Catalog Update is a collection collection of over 70 items perfect for offensive, defensive, and personal needs. Get it today, from Warehouse 23 . . . and drive like there's no tomorrow!

-- Steven Marsh