Praise "Bob"!

Enslackened is the enlightened Sub! BLESSED is he who needs no Clench meeting to refill his Slack. Yet he still grabs his newest ShorDurPerSav and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The dues-paying SubGenius does whatever he damn WANTS to do! Trust in the "Fightin' Jesus"! The power of the Third Nostril protects the enlightened Sub. He RANTS! Or not. The dues-paying SubGenius SPITS in the FACE of Yog-Sothoth and the bland False Overmen. Yes, he LAUGHS at the Glorp world around us. Fight the puff-skulled Evil Mutants! Remember, the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets, like the love of the Xists is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis! Will YOU be among the Saved? Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the UTTER destruction of bosses - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the JEALOUS "Bobbies" - is living proof that the enlightened Sub nature spreads with the smoke from the True Pipe!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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