Praise "Bob"!

The REAL SubGenius turns his BACK on apple pie and GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Norms. He CASTS OUT the slackless Normals, the FOOLISH Norms. The SubGenius I'm talking about will survive the worst that the fetid Men In Black can do! But Science CANNOT remove the terror of the gods! The slackless Normals may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the WRETCHED Norms have no SPARK! Their money is green but THEY are worthless! They WANT to be stupid. Indeed, they exist to be MOCKED, to be FLEECED, to be pitied but USED! AVOID them! These are the LAST DAYS for the lickspittle slackless Normals. The Norms wallow in the gutter of Normality, who serve, some KNOWINGLY but most as mere dupes, the black-suited ANDROIDS, and don't have the sacred EXCUSE that Dobbs gives us! Fight the Men In Black! Remember, the miraculous Janor Device can heal or destroy or BOTH and still has always been perceived as UNKNOWABLE. Yet it discomBOBulates the foes of the REAL SubGenius!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?