July 24, 2003: Reschedule For [FNORD]

If you're a Pyramid subscriber and you ordinarily get your fix of articles at the end of the week, you may want to move up your reading plans for this week's issue (7/25/03). Like, say, before Monday, 11:59PM EST.

Why? We can't tell you.

And if you're not a subscriber yet, you may want to come on board now for . . . um . . . the thing we can't tell you about.